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Tim Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


THE LION KING - True story.




THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.78/5


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.44/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




THE CIRCLE GAME -




DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




Keep Looking Up -




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am
perfect wording with just the right ph**o...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am
How on earth did that happen?


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




WEDDING CAKE -




Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something.


TAGS: tim the enchanter monty python
Rating: 4.35/5

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darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:20 am
5 decapitations
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 10:32 pm
I agree completely.
rudeboy308 - December 14, 2010, 9:28 pm
I quote this line to people who don't believe me when I tell them something. Why not? It's only one of the funniest movies ever.


REVENGE -


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

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twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you ****ting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm
lol...amsome


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)


NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939




PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups


TAGS: never underestimate stupid people
Rating: 4.44/5

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Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I a**ure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Who's the pessimist now?


i don't have time to worry -


TAGS: time worry pitbull relax happy
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2015, 12:28 pm
Fantastic poster. Made me more misty eyed than a Sarah McLachlan commercial. 5 loveable dogs.
vindicator - September 24, 2014, 5:12 am
Dead bang on. Binnnggg-0. 5el todderific
todderic70 - September 16, 2014, 3:39 pm
Thank you Oldsod!
Oldsod - September 15, 2014, 6:55 pm
Great first poster, Todderic!


FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!


OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different


TAGS: change transformers optimus prime president
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm
that's some funny ****
Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:17 pm
Let's see, he crash-landed here millions of years ago... I suppose one could argue that he's been in this country since its inception, and could be like many of our early Presidents who were not born as American citizens. We're better off with Grimlock.
Grim R@per - November 20, 2009, 6:14 am
go suck a c*ck Kspace
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
and everyone knows that his solenoid is made in China!
Kspace - November 19, 2009, 8:09 pm
IDIOT! Optimus Prime can't run for President unless the Constitution is changed! Only natural-born American citizens can run for President, and Prime is an immigrant! One lion!


MY SESAME CAKE - Stop Eating It


TAGS: congo tim curry sesame cake
Rating: 2.12/5
huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm
but its sooo good


say cheese -




OPTIMUS PRIME & OPTIMUS PRIME -




THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


SPARTA -




MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! -


TAGS: coke pepsi transformers optimus megatron
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:49 am
*hypocrite
Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:48 am
Am I a hypocrit because I invest in Coke, but drink Pepsi?
Ascetic - July 20, 2011, 10:54 pm
Awesome!
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
LOL! Nice one Hypercat.


POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.


TAGS: timmy p*** bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm
The Darwin Award goe5 to...


STOP -


TAGS: hammertime dog funny
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:21 pm
Its always the lame pics that make me giggle.


PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections


TAGS: planning hammer time
Rating: 4.32/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:03 pm
No way you crazy devil, own up, this looks like the building you work at because you work there....
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Now that looks like some of the work that was done before at the apartment complex i work at


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: way more time for fun
Rating: 4.88/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:33 am
5 Lolz
Sean - August 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
Atheists. That's how we roll ... on the backs of believers.
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:43 pm

lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
dammit, dammit, dammit!!! I coulda thought of that 5hit!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
I'd say post it to Ph**o Bomber but I don't want it taken out of context ;)


BEDTIME STORIES - Oh it's fun being a parent...


TAGS: bedtime stories
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:36 pm
That line in itself can be used as a demotivator haha, glad you liked it and again, thanks, much appreciated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm

It's my kind of smarmy humor! (No wonder my kid's a coroner.)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:19 pm
What?? it's actually funny? thanks, I didn't expect it (really I didn't I thought it would be turned around at the approval queue) so thank you VERY much the comment is highly regarded and appregiated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:57 pm

I laughed 'til I fainted. Sorry it took me so long to leave you a 5L on this one. Just GREAT!~


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.


JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.




To Every Politician ! -


TAGS: times
Rating: 4.2/5

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maoworks2 - September 4, 2015, 9:37 am
Not One Of Them I Would Trust To Walk My Dog !! That's It .
GaryO - September 3, 2015, 9:12 pm
to put it mildly


VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!




BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


INTIMIDATION OR OCD -


TAGS: intimidation ocd
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:17 am
Dude, they gave seniors an entire state, called Flor-- oh, shoot.


OPPORTUNIST -


TAGS: drink optimist pessimist realist mariand
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - February 8, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks!... there are many posters on this theme, but I wanted to look at it from another angle.
ElleWhyInIn - February 8, 2012, 10:45 am
Love it! Just remember, there are 3 kinds of people: those who see the glass as half full, those that see the glass as half empty, and those of us who just want a flippin' drink
rerun - February 7, 2012, 7:29 pm

fantastic
BeNiceToMe - February 7, 2012, 7:18 pm
your b5st (so far) :)
CoolioIndeed - February 7, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'll drink to that. 5L's
mariand - February 7, 2012, 3:57 am
Prosit!
forseti - February 7, 2012, 3:07 am
Cheer5!


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


SHORT STORY -


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
LOL
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!


GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.




LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it


TAGS: love worth time and pain
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm
5uperb
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
5ad but true..


IN OTHER NEWS... -


TAGS: yep it s about time
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:07 am
They're just gun dealers flown in for the occasion...(just go with it)
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 3:13 am
I'd say, they're czech. We have same uniforms and the last weapon to the left with wood body is actually a czech SMG valled Vz.58 ...
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:08 am
Because I was in the US army and stationed in Germany for 2 years. I met alot of the German Soldiers and saw their uniforms ALOT!!!
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:34 am
How can you tell?
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:02 am
Those soldiers are from germany btw


WHY ARE WE STOPPING? - Oh... right.


TAGS: hammer time
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:31 pm
It Took Me Some Time To See It But Hammertime 5L .
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:32 am
A 5L morning chuckle...thanks Papa.


IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR OUTLOOK - The Pessimist is always alone, the optimist is just two people away from having a threesome


TAGS: optimist pessimist outlook threesome
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm
indeed


TIME -


TAGS: bed school time
Rating: 4.93/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:47 pm
Proof someone hates us right there.


HOW MUCH LEFT? -


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by conundrum

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
cool
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


40 YEARS LATER -


TAGS: bout time
Rating: 4.62/5

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Aurielius - December 22, 2015, 8:01 am
This suits my view of Hanoi Jane proper memorial...though the same sign at the entrance to the head at a dysentery ward would be just about right also.
Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:16 am
Thank you Airman!!!
stenusmc - October 23, 2010, 12:08 pm
Totally Wicked! Awesome! Thanks for this...(I really hate her...)
GySgt1811 - October 23, 2010, 11:27 am
Airman, thank you. (It's personal.)


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

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hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.46/5

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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


THE SHORT BUS -


TAGS: tard timmy short bus
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm
I was always a ****ty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
p***philia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Anyone who can stop doing paedophilia is ok in my book. Thanks, Bria!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Its good to stop doing p***philia. you should be proud
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:50 pm
Well, yes but I don't consider paedophilia funny. I stopped doing it, anyways.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:47 pm
"Just because she's j******t doesn't mean she'd ever sleep with any of you old gross pieces of crap".
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:45 pm
You need to read your comments, then. But, as I said... listen, and heed the advice. If not, continue being that way... it won't look childish until you're old enough to look back on it and cringe.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:43 pm
I'm hating on nobody. More being hated on.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:33 pm
Hey look, is that Metalgreek driving?
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm
HONK! HONK!!! Bria!! You're late!!!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
Bria... you have to understand that this isn't the place to lay hate out on all the motifakes and their posters. There are so many other sites to do that. We're a good bunch... you need to stop and listen to what is being said... it's friendly advice.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
How did she know who I was talking about?
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:27 pm
TTH stop trying to pick a fight or whatever it is you're doing. Just grow up.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Sure a Fed that poses as a British 15 year old....tr*** maybe, but who knows
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:13 pm
I'm telling you there's something fishy about that chick. either a tr***, or a fed!
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:08 pm
Bria!!!! Time for school!!!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:07 pm
the first


OPTIMUS SLAM DUNKING - Your arguement is invalid.




ANNUAL CONVENTION - Of the Society of Time Travelers




OPTIMISM - Tomorrow is a new day and a fresh start... or bitter ending to a worthless existance.


TAGS: bug optimism funny cold
Rating: 3.93/5

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coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
OH! extistEnce... sorry Grey. I will do better next time.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:49 pm
Not sure what you mean Grey. Don't know FacePlant yet. My pic is Nightcrawler, favorite comic hero. I thought it was all spelled correct. I don't know the lingo yet. I'm a**uming the nazi thing is "grammer nazi"?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:13 am
must...not...nazi....ARRUUGGHH!! Is FacePlant your mentor? looks like him, spells like him...
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:18 am
welcome aboard cold, congrats.
coldinjected - January 4, 2011, 10:38 pm
Alright!!! My first one to make it through. Thanks for voting!


404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

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Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love timeless
Rating: 4.91/5

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TerrorAustralis - September 30, 2010, 10:59 am
"TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL" not according to death... hows that for demotivational
Gaviota - September 29, 2010, 1:04 am
Wait a d*** minute... how many legs did these people have?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 1:03 pm
Oh, not the wobbly H killer?
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 1:01 pm
ROR! Eiffel tower killer!
GreyScorpion - September 24, 2010, 12:50 pm
silly coda, we know he's wrong...the 3-way killer, ha, he's called the Eiffel Tower Killer
coda - September 24, 2010, 12:42 pm
it's wrong. Those bodies were discovered in Italy, near Mantua, in 2007. For the Daily Mail: "archaeologists revealed the discovery of a couple locked in a tender embrace, one that has endured for more than 5,000 years."
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:14 am
Perspective. These bodies were recently uncovered in arizona. They are thought to be the first victims of the 3-way killer. He buries all his victims like that.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:06 pm
FACEPLANT31 - hopeless romantic even in front of a mass grave


THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America


TAGS: ultimate pizza
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
Dr. Pepper, a semi-automatic, a dagger, measuring ***e?? and BBQ sauce all in the same picture is disturbing enough w/o that full of win pizza. 5 extremely worried lions.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:52 pm

I love Dr. Pepper.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. I never saw the gun.. I was too busy studying the ingredients and weighing what the consequences would be in making it.
Claire - July 20, 2010, 4:38 pm
Agreed.
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 3:52 pm
Dr. Pepper and a handgun get 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 3:32 pm
HOLY SHAT! That is just disturbing!


SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




POSITIVE THINKING - Does not get you through EVERY situation.




REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


CATASTROPHIC FAIL - when "epic fail" just doesn't quite say it...


TAGS: ultimate mega super fail
Rating: 3.21/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
just a tip. there's already been about a million Fail posters already


GUY: MUSH, MUSH! - Dogs: aaaaaaaahhh!!! run! some guy's chasing us!!!




POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast




SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


SARCASM -




2012 -




SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: old timer fart
Rating: 4.56/5

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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:45 pm
I don't know how many emails I've had of this.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 7:24 pm
Congratulations Guys! Excellent choices IMHO.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:50 pm
HA! Holy Sh!t, three new Mods! Congrats you guys.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:49 pm
Excellent poster Face. 5L
Reality Lord - September 11, 2010, 1:29 pm

omg.....lol.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
Thanks buddy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is hilarious!!! I'm gonna drive around town pirating wifi so I can give it 1000 lions. but I'll start with 5.


RISKY BUSINESS -


TAGS: time
Rating: 4.45/5

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LICENSE PLATES - Can tell a lot about a person.


TAGS: lol timmay fail
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Like why they make bad motifakes?


POOR BUMBLEBEE... - Surviving thousands of Decepticon attacks, only to be taken out like this...


TAGS: transformers streetfighter bumblebee chun li optimus
Rating: 3.04/5

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Agent K - July 20, 2009, 7:41 pm
there is something highly amusing to me that the banner ad under this was for transformers revenge of the fallen with bumblebee no less


DESTINY -


TAGS: life time day death reaper inside man poet die young kanfer quote
Rating: 2.95/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am
Great!


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT -


TAGS: timmy hamburger fat food
Rating: 4.59/5

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BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:54 pm
Bingo!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:32 pm
Something smells fishy. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:16 pm
dont you mean cat?
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:14 pm
Does that make me a p****?


SEMI-TRUCKS - Since 1984; Secretly hoping they're Optimus Prime


TAGS: semi truck optimus prime transformers 1984
Rating: 4.32/5

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CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
Thanks ^_^
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:13 pm

nicely done dude!


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})


MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


SAILOR BOTS - Transform and Maaaaaake Up!




OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?


TAGS: optimist pessimist ninjas samurais
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
What about all those ninjas shown on the outside in this ph**o?


SOMETIMES -




INVISIBILITY -




.03 SECONDS -


TAGS: f***ing **** up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
5L!!!


TEXTING -


TAGS: life time human nature genuine relation girl cell
Rating: 3.5/5

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NEED HELP - May 5, 2009, 12:40 am
OMG I NEED HELP@!!!!!!11 I NEED TO FINISIH MY TAXEZ AND IT SAYS ENTER MY INKCUM OR SOMETHING< WHAT DO I PUT FOR THAT?
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
So true.


WHEN IT'S BAD ENOUGH -




Reverse psychology -




CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


EPIC FACEPALM - When your face supercedes your palms integer in relation to fail and rips a hole in the spacetime continuum.


TAGS: epic facepalm fail spacetime continuum
Rating: 2.88/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:09 am
When the fail is so bad, part of your head spontaneously morphs into Patrick Stewart.


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